Rose and the Alien by Nikki Palmer
Okay, this story as far from erotica as an erotica short can get. It was, however, entertaining. A young woman goes online to find a hot date, and comes across someone she thinks is roleplaying for an alien encounter. She plays along and gets exactly what he advertised for: sex with an alien. The writing is very amateurish, there are errors and typos throughout, and the sex is laughable. However, so is the humor. And that’s why I gave this 3 stars.